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To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, You Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana' 6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 7. Skip down the hall, Rather Than Walk!, and see how many wierd looks you g

We lay in bed, him and I, on white bed sheets that shone with the morning sun. Our bones were locked together, a mess of legs and arms and pale white skin, the only way they could tell us apart was the freckles which kissed every part of his body. And my ebony hair which splayed across his stomach like ink spilt on a clean canvas. We were beautiful in our own way, with hollowed cheek bones and split lips. Yes, we were beautiful. Sergeant Petal had nightmares about us. He would wake up in the night sweating, shaking and screaming until his wife pulled him into her breasts and rocked him slowly back to sleep. I always liked the idea of hauntin